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mi explicacion de la vida.

Fri Jun 5, 2009, 5:52 PM
Chuck Norris ha demandado a la NBC, alegando que Ley y Orden son marcas registradas para sus piernas derecha e izquierda.

Chuck Norris no duerme. Espera.

- Chuck Norris murió hace diez años, pero a La Muerte no ha tenido valor para decirselo.

El oxígeno necesita a Chuck Norris para vivir.

-Chuck Norris viene de Marte. Ésa es la explicación de que no se haya encontrado signos de vida ahí.

-George Bush mintió sobre las armas de destrucción masiva. Todos saben que Chuck Norris nunca ha vivido allí.

-La gente usa pijamas de Superman. Superman usa pijamas de Chuck Norris.

-Cuando dios dijo "que se haga la luz", Chuck Norris dijo "pidelo por favor".

-Chuck Norris puede quemar hormigas con una lupa.... De noche

-Chuck Norris jugó a la ruleta rusa con un revolver completamente cargado y ganó.

-No hay teoría de la evolución, solo una lista de las criaturas que Chuck Norris deja vivir

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~fantambenim 1 day 14 hours ago
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~Xx--Fallen-Angel--xX 6 days 10 hours ago
Thank you so much for the fave, it means a lot. :)

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Mood: Joy ~Xolt 5 days 4 hours ago
o is nothin you have a nice work you are welcome
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~Xx--Fallen-Angel--xX 3 days 8 hours ago
Oh! Thank you so much! It means a lot :]

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Iridescent Storm. By Angel In Black [link]

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*heartagrammer Nov 8, 2009, 1:15:21 PM
Thanks for the fav :]

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Mood: Joy ~Xolt 5 days 4 hours ago
you are welcome
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~N4CH Nov 4, 2009, 7:10:03 AM
Muchas gracias por los Favs!!!

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~Venom02 Nov 1, 2009, 7:39:09 AM
thanks for de faves

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